DENNIS ERECTUS IN THE WRESTLING RING!

As you can imagine, there has been a ton of interest in those years where Dennis Erectus brought much needed sophistication to the sport of Incredibly Strange Wrestling. Dennis managed me, Count Dante, and later kicked me to the curb for my arch nemesis The Poontangler! Dennis could whip a crowd of beer-blitzed hellheads into a tortilla tossing tizzy just by proclaiming to them that San Jose is better than San Francisco! Below are some video highlights of Erectus' grappling glory days!

WHO IS THE FATHER OF THE POONTANGLER'S BABY?
When the world's ultimate gutter slut is very, very pregnant, anyone can be the father! Could it be Dennis Erectus? Could it be Count Dante?

COUNT DANTE (w/ Dennis Erectus) vs. Two Women: This is Dennis Erectus' first ISW appearance. See Dennis dish the dirt, eat tortilla dust and get hit with a steel folding chair...

What these bouts lack in wrestling they more than make up for in effective public oratory (kind of like Ric Flair's most recent appearances - booo hisss!). You can also check out more Dennis Erectus Wrestling Gold by going to the Count's very own Youtube page. See more wobbly wrestling as Count Dante takes on a pre-Atkins Macho Sasquatcho. See Dennis cheat to win! See some security dudes stomp a mudhole in some hippy ass. All this can be yours if you click here.