COUNT DANTE & THE BLACK DRAGON FIGHTING SOCIETY

GENERAL TOM
LESONDAK

HEIGHT: 6’5”
WEIGHT: 187 lbs.
HOMETOWN: San Jose, Calif.
FINISHING HOLD: Guitar Solo

After the unexpected departures of both the Mercenary and Matt “The Ladies’ Choice” McGowan, Count Dante turned to his most trusted commander to restore honor to the six-string corps of the Black Dragon Fighting Society. That steely-eyed and stern but fair fighting man was The General Tom Lesondak. The General had rocked alongside of The Count throughout several previous campaigns and his reunification with The BDFS brought the fabled league a newfound DISCIPLINE through this axe-master’s combination of his UNPRECEDENTED TRIAD CHORD ATTACK, AGGRESSIVE YET SOULFUL LEADS AND USMC TRAINING. Lesondak is a tactical innovator as well as an astute student of history, which enables him to rock his guitar like Tom Scholz or Brian May while playing at the intense punk rock speeds required by BDFS service. General Tom’s weapon of choice is his handmade Hamer guitar, which has been at his side during many Pacific beachhead landings. His Mesa Boogie Mark III amplifier is truly akin to Thor’s MYSTIC HAMMER MJOLNIR for only a chosen few can wield its MIGHTY POWER. Recently rejoined by longtime ally Jim “Ch’I Power” Henderson, The Count, The General and Henderson are now a true band of brothers rocking for a common cause.

JIM “CH’I POWER” HENDERSON
HEIGHT: 6’2”
WEIGHT: 215 lbs.
HOMETOWN: Redwood City, Rock City
FINISHING HOLD: "It's like pointing your finger at the moon—don't concentrate on your finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory."

Jim “Ch’I Power” Henderson grew up with Count Dante in the cold hard mean streets of Redwood City Rock City. They were often forced to FEND FOR THEMSELVES in the vicious alleyways behind the Quik Stop sometimes having to KILL or MAIM just to get the last “Sgt. Rock” comic on the magazine rack. Today this JEET KUN DO WARRIOR applies the fighting principles of martial arts master Bruce Lee to FINANCIAL PLANNING! As he orchestrates the estates of the Golden State’s wealthiest celebrities, he empties his mind to become formless and shapeless like water. “When you pour water into a cup it becomes the cup,” he says, “when you put water into a bottle it becomes the bottle. When you put water into a teapot it becomes the teapot. Water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend." The Man called Ch’I Power is half Chinese and half Scottish and he plays the drums with the disciplined savagery of an angered Highland king, but also uses his kit’s momentum against itself like a true Shaolin Master. His exotic good looks come from his mixed racial heritage and his percussion playing presence drives the women mad with desires.