Success through The Count can even be found in the mountains of Italia

COUNT, the Italian translation on your Web page is fantastico. Questo lo so perch sono italiano -- and since I've been able to take advantage of your success seminar secrets by reading your Italian-language publications and viewing your videotapes dubbed in Italian, I've amassed THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS of lire. Thanks to THE COUNT's deadly fighting techniques, I'm able to walk the streets at nights--without fear of la Cosa Nostra! And, I've improved my English more in a few months than I ever would have in years of classes! Truly, THE COUNT is a global Rocktagon superstar. You know, in the first fifty years after World War II, the Italian and German economic miracles were the result of the Marshall Plan. But THE COUNT DANTE PLAN will bring financial success to millions of Italians and Germans in the new Millennium. All you need is the COURAGE to attend THE COUNT's success seminars--the COURAGE to SUCCEED!

-- Claudio Puccini

COUNT, I am gratified beyond words that you have chosen to use my testimonial on your new Web site. Since last I wrote you, I quit my ancestral job as a Sardinian fisherman--a job that kept my family mired in picturesque poverty for untold generations--attended law school at L'Universita La Sapienza in Roma, and have become one of the top anti-Mafia prosecutors in Napoli. THE COUNT's deadly grappling techniques and bone-breaking street defenses have given me an undefeated record in the courtroom! Yes, there have been several attempts on my life, but thanks to THE COUNT's MARTIAL ARTS skills and techniques for TOTAL AWARENESS, not only have I survived these attempts unscathed, I just put my latest would-be assassin behind bars! And, thanks to your SECRETS FOR SUCCESS IN ROMANCE, I have put my swarthy good looks to good use, si voi ascoltate che dico! Thanks to you, COUNT, I have been able to say "ciao" to everything that held me back in life. Ora, sono uomo totalmente nuovo. COUNT, Cristo si e fermato a Eboli, ma voi non fermate mai! Thank you, COUNT, for giving me the COURAGE to SUCCEED!

--Claudio Puccini